Here's what I pulled out:

Any guesses?
Spoiler Alert: It's a pretzel!! I know it looks like dehydrated bacon or as Denise called it "a creepy flesh strip like Hannibal Lector" but I assure you it's a pretzel. Awkard right? And yet majestic all at once. And for all of you thinking you're going to creat something based on this very idea - too late - I'm TMing that shiz. Pretzel Strips!